Saturday, March 26, 2011

Karrine "Superhead" Steffans'

Confessions of a Video Vixen is the page-turning memoir of Karrine Steffans: dancer, actress, and companion to many a celebrity. But more than a glimpse at what happens in the boardrooms and bedrooms of hip hop's A list, Confessions of a Video Vixen is also the first true account of how women are treated in the music industry, and its honest, direct revelations have generated debates and controversy across the country.By sharing her story, Steffans hopes to shed light on an otherwise romanticized industry and help young women avoid the same pitfalls she encountered--and if they're already in danger, she hopes to inspire them to find a way to pull themselves out of what she knows firsthand to be a cycle of hopelessness and despair. Steffans says she has sold her rights for a movie and adds: "So, when someone asks, what have I gotten out of this, the answer is my self-respect by being honest and unafraid, and about $7.3 million."

Here are her list of rappers...

Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant f**k
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol’ Dirty Bastard - may his big d**k rest in peace
Clipse - They’re both long but they cant f**k and Pusha T’s breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a p**sy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but can't f**k and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much s*it in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an a**hole personality
Mase - Long but he has an a**hole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can f**k
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pu**y has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant f**k. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant f**k
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant f**k
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big d**k but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick

JUELZ SANTANA:
How was it?
It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown German sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.

50 CENT:
What’s your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.

How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.

Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves ti**ies and a*s. I happen to have them both so I guess that's why he immediately came on to me.

He came on to you?
Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.


YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His d*ck was like the Energizer Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It was the best I ever had and it got better each time.

Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn’t a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It lasted about 5 months.

When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he took me back to his hotel after that.

Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his CD came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There’s a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.

USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him.

Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu**ed” and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

LoneStar.

The more I learn about myself the more I'm starting to wonder to wonder if I've made a mistake. Maybe women like me aren't really meant to have a partner to run with. Idk.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Skanktom.












I've always been in love with wild women. The kind that are fearless and say what they want, do what they want, stay up late, dance all night, fist fight, drink ,play, laugh, aren't afraid to try new things, meet new people. The kind that parties like a man but still knows how to love like a woman. God Bless U Skanks!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

My Joe.

It's my theory that every woman should fall in love with a Joe. My boyfriends name is Joe. He's one of the greatest people that I'll ever know. Our relationship is good sometimes bad but mostly beautiful. I love my Joe.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Care Free

It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

Friday, January 14, 2011

Furry Friday!

Since my life has been reduced to blogging this means I'm bored! Yay for Furries! Yeah I'm sick... but guess what!?! I'm bored and I'm losing my Fucking Mind! Furries are fucking awesome and I don't give a shit!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Saturday, January 8, 2011

God Bless Cudi!

So all I've been listening to lately is a shit load of Kid Cudi...mostly when I've been smoking pot with the boyfriend. I've seen him preform in a private setting and he's Fucking Amazing!. He was Drinking, Smoking and Staight WestCoasting on stage. I think he's on to something and we haven't even seen him at his best yet. Hurray for Kid Cudi!






Thursday, January 6, 2011

Pass Da Douchie Pan De Left Hand Side.

Fresh Air.

Maria and I both shook hands "via text message" and agreed to help each other clean and redecorate our living spaces. When I saw these pix I pictured us cleaning wearing these lol.


Expensive Taste.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

2011

Every year I look foward to New Years Eve. It's the last night of the year everyone is dressed nice. Chamagne is flowing like water ballons an confetti are evgerywhere and everyone is scrambling at the last minute to find something to do to celebrate and bring in the New Year. I always look foward to having someone special to bring it in with and have a super fabulous New Years Beso (that's KISS in my native tounge). Maybe next year.


Passing time.


Love Is Strange.

They weren't exactly the average couple, but definetly one of my favorite couples of all time.
Althea Flynt & Larry Flynt